The Dead Mule Classics

Thomas Scott McKenzie
Barges
Linda went out onto the porch and
tried to get her shaky hands to tie
her shoe laces....
As she was opening the car door,

Linda saw Mike easing his truck
into the carport. He got out, pale
and shaken, his blue button-down
in his hand and his undershirt and pants
smeared with blood.
Linda grabbed his arm,
the graying hairs still wet.

 

 

Tim Peeler
Résumé
She did like Todd's car.
But when he backed out on 14th Ave.,
he squalled the tires for about fifty feet
before fishtailing back into
the right lane,
just in advance of oncoming traffic.
"Jeez!" she somehow cut
herself off without finishing
the name and felt her
already nauseated stomach
sliding up her throat.

F. Brett Cox
Up Above the Dead Line
Ned looked at his sons and didn't
say anything for a while.
The afternoon sun hit him
full in the face,
brutally outlining the eighty years'
worth of lines and crevices
that had managed to appear
in half that time. He told Caleb
to shut up and
show him where the body was.

 

 

Bob Thomas
Duel in the Sun

As I lay there, trying to control my
breathing and be as invisible as I could,
Rascal was not! He was thumping his
tail against the floor and panting like a
locomotive! I was sure he could be
heard for miles and would give away
our hiding place . . . even though the
smell in here was almost unbearable,
I didn't want to be shot again!

Lanny Gilbert
The Subject Was Tomaters
Janie peered into the basket,
moved a few tomatoes,
and saw a rather large snapping turtle
with her sister's finger in its mouth.
The old turtle had dug into the bottom
of the basket with its claws
and wasn't going anywhere in a hurry...

 


Thomas Scott McKenzie
Broke Down

He opened the shutters and a stream of light cut across the stall and shone on the horse. Clarke waved the flies away from the crack. "It’s definitely dead," he said. "Don’t you go off nowhere, Walt. I’m going to have to call the owner. I want to be able to find you if I need you."


AND the story you've all been waiting for:
Tim Peeler
The Day the Diarrhea Twins Found the Dead Mule
A Morality Tale

Spike was busy getting ready for his big date. His girlfriend was out of town for the weekend, and he had lined up a girl from a bio lab at school as a one night stand-in. "Love the one you're with," he sang nasally and out of key as he made up his bed, fluffed the pillow, borrowed Flanagan's Dan Fogelberg album...





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