The Dead Mule Classics
| Thomas Scott McKenzie Barges Linda went out onto the porch and tried to get her shaky hands to tie her shoe laces.... As she was opening the car door, Linda saw Mike easing his truck into the carport. He got out, pale and shaken, his blue button-down in his hand and his undershirt and pants smeared with blood. Linda grabbed his arm, the graying hairs still wet.
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| Bob Thomas Duel in the Sun As I lay there, trying to control my breathing and be as invisible as I could, Rascal was not! He was thumping his tail against the floor and panting like a locomotive! I was sure he could be heard for miles and would give away our hiding place . . . even though the smell in here was almost unbearable, I didn't want to be shot again! |
Lanny Gilbert
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AND the story you've all been waiting for: Tim Peeler The Day the Diarrhea Twins Found the Dead Mule A Morality Tale Spike was busy getting ready for his big date. His girlfriend was out of town for the weekend, and he had lined up a girl from a bio lab at school as a one night stand-in. "Love the one you're with," he sang nasally and out of key as he made up his bed, fluffed the pillow, borrowed Flanagan's Dan Fogelberg album... |