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Scott McKenzie
Barges
Linda went out onto the porch and
tried to get her shaky hands to tie
her shoe laces....
As she was opening the car door,

Linda saw Mike easing his truck
into the carport. He got out, pale
and shaken, his blue button-down
in his hand and his undershirt and pants
smeared with blood.
Linda grabbed his arm,
the graying hairs still wet.

 

 

Tim Peeler
Résumé
She did like Todd's car.
But when he backed out on 14th Ave.,
he squalled the tires for about fifty feet
before fishtailing back into
the right lane,
just in advance of oncoming traffic.
"Jeez!" she somehow cut
herself off without finishing
the name and felt her
already nauseated stomach
sliding up her throat.

Les Combs
An Orel History of Mules
When your ancestry is a combination
of asinine and equine,
I reckon you have to expect
a certain amount of trash talk,
but I'm as proud of my ancestors
as you are of yours. Mules,
you might of noticed, are different
from human beings in one thing.
We all have mothers and fathers,
but most mules cannot have offspring
on account of genetic problems
having to do with chromosome counts
and the like which have never
been explained entirely
to my satisfaction.

 

F. Brett Cox
Up Above the Dead Line
Ned looked at his sons and didn't
say anything for a while.
The afternoon sun hit him
full in the face,
brutally outlining the eighty years'
worth of lines and crevices
that had managed to appear
in half that time. He told Caleb
to shut up and
show him where the body was.

 

 

Bob Thomas
Duel in the Sun

As I lay there, trying to control my
breathing and be as invisible as I could,
Rascal was not! He was thumping his
tail against the floor and panting like a
locomotive! I was sure he could be
heard for miles and would give away
our hiding place . . . even though the
smell in here was almost unbearable,
I didn't want to be shot again!

Lanny Gilbert
The Subject Was Tomaters
Janie peered into the basket,
moved a few tomatoes,
and saw a rather large snapping turtle
with her sister's finger in its mouth.
The old turtle had dug into the bottom
of the basket with its claws
and wasn't going anywhere in a hurry...

 

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Fiction.
Remember, there's always a foundation
of truth somewhere in southern fiction.

Taters
By Melanie Faith

..."Double order of Pot o' Taters every night of the week if you'll be my woman." he said to me. Just like my Angel to promise me a greasy bag of taters fer a betrothal. Some girls get diamonds and them fancy cars, like yer Mercedeez and some such stuff them people on Dallas used ta drive.

The Man Who Shot Santa Claus
By Donald Underwood Thompson

...A strange sense of serenity flowed over her. A feeling of relief. For the first time since she was sixteen there was the possibility - the real possibility - of life without Orzel. She felt a smile within her. Her hand flew to her lips, checking to see if it was there and, if so, to smother it.

More Than a Pound of Flesh
By Tim Bullard

...The reason I suggested an autopsy as a possible story idea was probably a selfishly arranged treat for myself. I had always wanted to see what it was like. Something voyeuristic and prurient had been tempting me to set up such an article.

The Judge and Jubal Early
By Matthew Cooper

...The lanky, bearded judge, who had served under the ornery Confederate general during the Civil War, had so admired his wartime commander he decided to honor his memory by naming his mule “General Jubal Early.”

Big Faith, Little Faith
By Randall Armstrong

...Then, there are some times when the Good Lord just uses the snake to take someone home to Glory.

Expiration
By Alice Mullen

His movements are in perfect synchronicity with the music, but set apart from it at the same time. You can easily picture him using the same gestures and facial expression marching ahead of a parade down Main Street, or leading the choir in a Baptist church. He almost seems to glide over the grunge and smoke of the bar as his arms swing in bending curves.


Thomas Scott McKenzie
Broke Down

He opened the shutters and a stream of light cut across the stall and shone on the horse. Clarke waved the flies away from the crack. "It’s definitely dead," he said. "Don’t you go off nowhere, Walt. I’m going to have to call the owner. I want to be able to find you if I need you."

Lazar Stills
Hykee

Idabelle was a recent arrival from South Carolina... She looked much older than 16.   She was slender, full busted and taller than Golda.  Idabelle was welcomed to care for the house and daughters  so Golda   could work alongside Mendel in their growing grocery business now on  South Meridan.

William Dekle
A Meeting of the Mind

Patrick Henry Cherry's handsome hawk-like face looked intelligent, but it wasn't. And worse, Patrick Henry, called Henry, believed the mirror image. He was so dense, nobody in Augusta ever took the trouble to explain it to him; thus, in his ignorance, he assumed his history of screw-ups was about average for a smart guy.

AND the story you've all been waiting for:
Tim Peeler
THE DAY THE DIARRHEA TWINS FOUND THE DEAD MULE
A MORALITY TALE 

Spike was busy getting ready for his big date. His girlfriend was out of town for the weekend, and he had lined up a girl from a bio lab at school as a one night stand-in. "Love the one you're with," he sang nasally and out of key as he made up his bed, fluffed the pillow, borrowed Flanagan's Dan Fogelberg album...





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