| Scott McKenzie Barges Linda went out onto the porch and tried to get her shaky hands to tie her shoe laces.... As she was opening the car door, Linda saw Mike easing his truck into the carport. He got out, pale and shaken, his blue button-down in his hand and his undershirt and pants smeared with blood. Linda grabbed his arm, the graying hairs still wet.
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| Les Combs An Orel History of Mules When your ancestry is a combination of asinine and equine, I reckon you have to expect a certain amount of trash talk, but I'm as proud of my ancestors as you are of yours. Mules, you might of noticed, are different from human beings in one thing. We all have mothers and fathers, but most mules cannot have offspring on account of genetic problems having to do with chromosome counts and the like which have never been explained entirely to my satisfaction.
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| Bob Thomas Duel in the Sun As I lay there, trying to control my breathing and be as invisible as I could, Rascal was not! He was thumping his tail against the floor and panting like a locomotive! I was sure he could be heard for miles and would give away our hiding place . . . even though the smell in here was almost unbearable, I didn't want to be shot again! |
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Taters ..."Double order of Pot o' Taters every night of
the week if you'll be my woman." he said to me. Just like my Angel to promise me a
greasy bag of taters fer a betrothal. Some girls get diamonds and them fancy cars, like
yer Mercedeez and some such stuff them people on Dallas used ta drive. ...A strange sense of serenity flowed over her. A feeling of relief. For the first time since she was sixteen there was the possibility - the real possibility - of life without Orzel. She felt a smile within her. Her hand flew to her lips, checking to see if it was there and, if so, to smother it. More Than a Pound of Flesh ...The reason I suggested an autopsy as a possible story idea was probably a selfishly arranged treat for myself. I had always wanted to see what it was like. Something voyeuristic and prurient had been tempting me to set up such an article. The Judge and Jubal Early ...The lanky, bearded judge, who had served under the ornery Confederate general during the Civil War, had so admired his wartime commander he decided to honor his memory by naming his mule General Jubal Early. Big
Faith, Little Faith ...Then, there are some times when the Good Lord just uses the snake to take someone home to Glory. Expiration His movements are in perfect synchronicity with the music, but set apart from it at the same time. You can easily picture him using the same gestures and facial expression marching ahead of a parade down Main Street, or leading the choir in a Baptist church. He almost seems to glide over the grunge and smoke of the bar as his arms swing in bending curves. |
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Lazar Stills A Meeting of the Mind Patrick Henry Cherry's handsome hawk-like face looked intelligent, but it wasn't. And worse, Patrick Henry, called Henry, believed the mirror image. He was so dense, nobody in Augusta ever took the trouble to explain it to him; thus, in his ignorance, he assumed his history of screw-ups was about average for a smart guy. AND the story you've all been waiting for: Tim Peeler THE DAY THE DIARRHEA TWINS FOUND THE DEAD MULE A MORALITY TALE Spike was busy getting ready for his big date. His girlfriend was out of town for the weekend, and he had lined up a girl from a bio lab at school as a one night stand-in. "Love the one you're with," he sang nasally and out of key as he made up his bed, fluffed the pillow, borrowed Flanagan's Dan Fogelberg album... |