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		<title>S.D. Lavender &#8211; The Locust Eaters</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:52:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have lived in Georgia for fifteen years now and I feel as Southern as a pecan pie cooling on the window sill of a cosmetologist's shotgun house as she sits in her rocker chuckling over old Lewis Grizzard columns.  I feel as Southern as a Krispy Kreme in the petite paws of a Pentecostal lady before she races off in her long, long skirt to speak in tongues at Sunday meeting.  In other words. I feel Southern. And that's what counts. ]]></description>
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<p>Marie Cuvier sat upon the tiny bed she shared with her two sisters, and carefully, as if handling a sacred relic, pasted another article from the Voix de Lourdes about her friend Bernadette’s conversations with the Lady of Lourdes at the grotto of Massabielle into the black, leather-bound scrapbook she had received at confirmation.  Despite an almost daily visit to the grotto, Marie herself had not seen the Lady and was beginning to feel unworthy of grace.  Bernadette had joined the Sisters of Charity Convent in Nevers, and Marie thought of her constantly.</p>
<p>Hearing a noise in the main room, Marie hid the scrapbook under a loose board in the closet, for her father, like many others, considered Bernadette insane, and if he found the book, he’d destroy it.  She heard the voice of Clovis Bettencourt, the young man who had been courting her, and knew he had come, as he said he would, to ask her father for her hand.  She knew that Clovis loved her in spite of her plain face and weak body, and though she was fond of him, thought him honest and sincere, she did not want him to do to her what her father did to her mother almost every night, grunting like a pig.  Though her leaving would lessen her parent’s burden, she did not want to live in America, that land of savages that had so enslaved Clovis’ mind and spirit.  So when she heard her father bless the union and call out to her in his rough peasant voice, she buried her face in her pillow and wept.</p>
<p>Like many who came to America from across the ocean, Clovis Bettencourt had thought of settling farther west, but Missouri, the “gateway to the west” with its rolling hills and rich earth, reminded him so much of his homeland that he decided to stay.  With the small amount of money given to him by his adoptive father, he bought forty acres and planted wheat.  After they had retired to their wagon and said their prayers, Clovis promised Marie that he would build her a house before winter came, and when he mounted her, she closed her eyes and thought of Bernadette and the Lady of Lourdes.</p>
<p>Clovis built Marie a house as promised, and expanded his land to eighty acres and as other settlers moved in they looked to him for advice, which he gladly gave as best he could, given his limited command of English.  He relished his position, took great pride in the fact that from being a poor orphan in France he was now a respected landowner in America.  The one thing he did not possess, however, was an heir to the dynasty he desired.  It had become abundantly clear that Marie was barren.  She had never been as hardy as the other wives, who worked like beasts of burden, but now she spent a good deal of time in bed with headaches and female afflictions.  The little farmhouse being too much for his wife to manage, Clovis hired a young Cherokee girl named Tanyanika.  One night, after his wife had once again turned her back to him, Clovis sat at the kitchen table and drinking just enough wine to dull his conscience, slipped into Tanyanika’s room.  She had been expecting him.  This soon became a habit and one evening she went out to where he stood looking over his green, sprouting field and told him she was with child.</p>
<p>As Clovis watched her walk back to the house, wondering how his wife would react, thinking that it would be best to send her back to France, that this life was too hard for her, that she had never been a good wife to him, he felt a sting on the back of his neck as something struck him and clung there.  He reached back, grabbed it, and held it before his eyes––a locust.  He cast it aside, but soon more came falling, dropping around him like black hail, so that he had to cover his head with his coat and run to the house.  That night, as he and Marie lay in bed, listening to the locusts beat against their house, she turned to him in the dark, her breath reeking of sulphur, and said, “God has sent a plague as punishment for your sin.”  Then she quoted scripture:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">“When I shut up the heavens so that there is no rain, or command the locust<br />
to devour the land, or send pestilence among my people, if my people who are<br />
called by my name humble themselves and pray and seek my face, and turn from<br />
their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal<br />
their land.&#8221;</p>
<p>Clovis only grunted, “What I did, you made me do.  If you don’t like it here, go back to France.  Join the convent like your friend Bernadette.”</p>
<p>“You are not fit to utter her name,” said Marie, turning away.  “You are a Godless man, Clovis Bettencourt.”</p>
<p>“We will see.  Now be quiet.  I need sleep.”</p>
<p>In the morning when he went out to ask God’s forgiveness, Clovis saw that his land was black.  In the weeks that followed, the locusts ate the wheat, the hay, the clover, the oats, and the weeds.  They even ate the splintered wood of fences and unpainted houses.  The settlers suffered greatly, whole families dying of starvation.  Clovis’ larder dwindled to nothing and he and Marie and Tanyanika and the baby growing inside her were in great danger.  One day Tanyanika put a large skillet full of lard onto the wood stove then went into the yard and scooped up a bucketful of the roiling, ravenous insects.  When Clovis came in and saw her frying them, he cried out, “Fille folle!  What are you doing?”</p>
<p>“We must eat,” she said.</p>
<p>“I am a man.  I don’t eat insects.”   Hearing the commotion, Marie came from her room in the frayed robe she never changed from, clutching the walls, and seeing what Tanyanika had done, quoted scripture yet again:</p>
<p>“Among the winged insects that go on all fours you may eat those which have legs above their feet with which to leap from the earth.  Of them you may eat.”  From then on, though it sickened Clovis at first, sending him running and retching outdoors, the three of them ate locusts and survived.</p>
<p>It was only when the weather grew cold that the locusts left the farms, gathering on the railroad tracks for warmth.  For ten days the cars spun their wheels helplessly on the slime-slicked rails.  Finally, with the falling of snow, as swiftly as they had appeared, the locusts vanished.  By that time, Clovis was poor and the only joy he felt was when Tanyanika gave birth to their child, a boy.  Marie insisted that it be named James.</p>
<p>She would gaze upon the baby now and then, but she would not hold it.  She stayed in her room and prayed and looked through her scrapbook.  She would not speak.  She would not bathe and ate so infrequently that she became little more than a skeleton.  Finally Clovis had her committed to the State Hospital for the Insane in St. Joseph, nearly two hundred miles away.  As she was loaded into the wagon, Marie cried out for her scrapbook, but was told she could take no possessions with her.  She cursed her husband.  “All the descendants of your sin shall suffer as I have suffered.”  From the doorway of the house Clovis built for Marie, he stood with Tanyanika holding their child and watched as his wife, wrapped in a blanket and held upright on the seat of the buckboard by a dust-covered matron in black, disappeared over the hill.</p>
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		<title>Wendell Wood Collins &#8211; Widow&#8217;s Walk</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Southern Legitimacy Statement -- I’m a Tar Heel Born and a Tar Heel bred (and educated – UNC Chapel Hill J School) and when I die I’ll be a Tar Heel Dead. For the past 20 years I’ve lived in the Southern Yankee town of Princeton (the only Ivy where Southern gentry seem to get away with seersucker suits and white bucks), but I join my motley family of mostly women on an annual summer trip to Sullivan’s Island SC or thereabouts, the location of my story.]]></description>
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		<title>Tiffany Pridgen &#8211; Cecily Cooks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Southern Legitimacy Statement
I'd like to tell you I'm a native Southerner, but it isn't true.  I was born in New York City, but crept down South under cover of night when I was eight.  I came to NC under pretenses of a visit, but cute kid that I was, managed to secure permanent residence with my granny in a place called Tyner.  She taught me about such delicacies as ham hocks and butter beans, and how sometimes it's okay to eat leftover fried fish for breakfsat.  I now live in Durham, NC with my husband and son (both legitimate natives).
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		<title>Padgett Farmer &#8211; Envy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Southern Legitimacy Statement:
Originally from Allendale, SC and then transplanted to Charleston, Columbia and Myrtle Beach, I now spend my days fixin to do things in Chicago, Illinois.  And no one in Chicago has any idea what that means.



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		<title>Brent Fisk &#8211; 816 Mulberry Circle</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As far as my SLS, my brother and I once removed ticks from a dog with a pair of pliers and used them to catch bluegill from the end of our grandparents' dock. And I currently live in Kentucky and like to camp in North Carolina, Tennessee and Arkansas.
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		<title>Noah Lederman &#8211; Cooking With Jazz</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Southern Legitimacy Statement can be validated by this piece about New Orleans and the fact that I once drew the Mason Dixon line on a map with a red crayon.]]></description>
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		<title>J. B. Hogan &#8211; Waiting For Jesus</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[hellfire and damnation]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My third Southern Legitimacy Statement:
As a boy, my country family – my own family moved into the small town of Fayetteville, Arkansas when I was four years old – had no electricity, no running water, and no indoor bathroom facilities. I remember clearly using coal oil lamps, carrying buckets of water from the well and from a clean, sweet water spring down by the creek, and using the outhouse – which I dreaded in the cold of winter even more than in the hot, sticky, insect-riddled summer. I occasionally attended a one-room school with my cousins in the little community of Mayfield. My family was musically talented and although the old generation of players is now gone, I join my generation of country relatives every other week in a music get together at which I play the upright bass. I have often said that I would not trade the family or the part of the country that I was born and raised in for any other. That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.

Editor's Note: The South is not the South without its hellfire, brimstone, and damnation stories and neither is this Dead Mule.]]></description>
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		<title>Chris Deal &#8211; The Great Schism</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Southern Legitimacy Statement:
When my folks had me, they were stationed in San Antonio.  They had a place on the base, a nice spot for the three of us.  This is where, in my walker, I locked them both out and they had to get the MP's to unlock the door.  Where the naked man was at the front, crawling on his hands and knees and howling at the distinct lack of a moon all the while saying, I'm a wolf.  At about a year old, we came back to North Carolina, and that's where we'd stay.  My dad had worked at the local gas station when he was a kid.  Puckett's, it became a barbecue joint after the influx of people brought in more gas stations, and a grocery store.  In middle school, I caught the bus in front of Puckett's, where I would buy cokes and sell them on the bus, candy too.  The trailer we lived in when I first started remembering things, it doesn't exist anymore. The old Presbyterian church, it's still there, by the new high school.  The Baptist church is a Food Lion now.  Everything's changing here.  Building's going up where cattle grazed.  They can put up damn near 50 houses in one development in two weeks.  This is Huntersville.  It's changing all the time.
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		<title>Burying the Stranger by Carla Martin-Wood</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ann Caroll George]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Southern Legitimacy Statement:
I was born in Alabama and have lived in the south almost all my life. Being about three bricks shy of a load and stubborn as a mule, I strayed north once upon a time. Turned tail and ran back home after three months because it was Sunday and I couldn’t smell fried chicken cooking. And nobody understood that pot likker and moonshine aren’t the same thing. I’ve been to river baptisms, downhome revivals, and my share of dinners on the ground. I don’t eat fried green tomatoes unless cornmeal and a cast iron skillet were involved in the cooking. After the famous movie came out all these crazy Hollywood types started putting out low-fat, baked versions – that would’ve had my granddaddy writing Washington and threatening to secede again. And when I was a kid, Grandmama picked out the cloth sacks of flour and feed based on her fashion sense because I wore feedsack dresses till I was about seven.

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		<title>Her Ways by Meta Griffin</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Southern Legitmacy Statement

Even though i pretend to be an intellecutal, I'm a redneck at heart. My Jewish stepmother says NY woudl be a better place for a writer. She's right about many things, but Spartanburg, SC is a happening place for writers. When my Dad comes to visit from Princeton, he appreciates the fact that you can go to a thai resturant and hear Red River Valley playing on the radio. We've got grits and thai and sushi and a little bit of everything.  I was born and raised in the house where my mother and grandmother grew up. My mother now owns the house and the land located in Spartanburg, SC.]]></description>
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		<title>Mange by Henry F. Tonn</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having spent sixty years in the great state of North Carolina, and having attended four of its finest universities, and having married a genuine southern belle whom I dragged from city to city in pursuit of a career in psychology, I hearby declare (declaah) myself a southern boy, who was raised in the boondocks, hunted and fished a lot, and socialized occasionally with live mules, but no dead ones. ]]></description>
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		<title>Peg Pendarvis Sews a Snap by Erin Cormier</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Erin Cormier]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Southern Legitimacy Statement:
In this mid-sized town nestled in the deep south of the U.S.A., every street corner has a church and every church has a sign reminding me that I should be there. I've been told I have a southern accent, but only by Yankees, which (in these parts) includes folks from north Louisiana. I have gotten superficial cuts from peeling shrimp. I have cramped my fingers by using crackers on crab legs. I don't buy groceries; I make them. I consider buttermilk biscuits to be divine. Where I'm from, folks say things like "bless her heart," "cha baby," and "boo." Nine times out of ten, the city feels like it's operating under a wet blanket because the humidity is 90 percent.]]></description>
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		<title>Miriam Johnson &#8212; Johnson&#8217;s Bridge</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Miriam Johnson]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Southern Legitimacy Statement:

How much more Southern can I be? I was born and raised between Auburn and Phenix City, Alabama, 30 minutes from the nearest gas station. Our land has an old slave house, water wheel, pecan orchard, and a creek. While growing up, I played with sticks and climbed trees for fun, because we didn't have more than 3 TV channels. II worked at a Western Store, selling boots and spurs, ropes and cow feed. I went to Auburn University, where, as any Southerner knows, tailgating and football is a way of life. I then moved to the UK for graduate study and am trying to bring a bit of the South to the rest of the world. So far, I have convinced my friends that roping is the best thing ever and that y'all is an acceptable phrase no matter what your accent. ]]></description>
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