Southern Legitimacy Statement:
When I was about five years old my parents (with the help of some of my uncles and grampa) built a new house alongside a dirt road, so I wouldn’t have to walk a long mile or two to get on a school bus—a distance I would otherwise had to walk from our farm. At that house they planted mimosa trees for shade, and some peonies and some climbing roses. The mimosas grew fast, and the peonies smelled sweet and attracted lots of pinching mean ants. Japanese beetles ate up most of the roses.
That first summer in the new yard, my daddy made us a trucker wheels wagon to ride down the hill. It had wooden wheels, wooden axles, wood seat. I think about all that had metal was wires from the steering wheel to the front axle. The steering wheel was made from a wooden barrel lid, rimmed with metal. My sister and I busied ourselves riding that wagon.
I tied strings on June-bug legs. I stared at doodle bug holes, dropped a few of those mean pinching ants in theme little sandy cone holes to see what would eat them—most times the ants got free, but a couple of times I saw something about as fast as lightning nab an ant and drag it down.
As far as birds goes, cardinals were the state bird and I couldn’t throw rocks at them, or take aim at them with a gravel shooter. Same for bluebirds, maybe robins. Other birds were fair game for lobbing rocks at because they thieved fruit from our cherry trees. Weird thing is I grew up into a bird-watching crazy ornithologist, but I prefer the hill names I grew up with near Ferrum, VA. I love the name joreen for towhee, and timber doodle for woodcock, and wood hen for Pileated Woodpecker, and yellow hammer for flicker. When I was five my father showed me the nest of a “pewee-bird” a kind that I later discovered had the book name of Common Yellowthroat. The nest was well-hidden in the nest of a wild rambling rose, which is now the name of the road (paved now) where that house is, and where my folks still live.
Some of my earliest memories involved ways all gone now, except for farm museum reenactments. I wasn’t about two and I remember seeing a mule going round and round some sort of thing that squeezed sorghum stalks. I remember the juice boiling in a real long tub. My family and relatives grew most of their own foods, would get together for hog killings in late November or early December.
Also I remember heading down a couple of times with some of my relatives, and my father to their still. Some of them made a wild peach brandy. And here’s an idling sort of digression: one time an elderly woman from Oklahoma originally joined us for some Christmas time celebrating, and she drank some of the eggnog my father made. There was this time warping moment, and she started talking to people long dead, long distant from our home, as if nobody else was present in our kitchen. That was around the same time my great aunt’s “chimley” caught fire, and roared and sent fire way up and over the roof. But it didn’t catch her old house on fire.
Edge-on and deep down and way back and all over I am a southerner living best I can.